May 13, 2008

The silly season

Although I join those who regularly criticize the media for their failure to really focus on the real issues in this election season, sometimes something comes along that is just plain funny. Before the...

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May 07, 2008

Quotes from primary coverage

Gems from last night, and ongoing: Hillary's assertion that Indiana "broke the tie" in the PA-NC-IN trifecta is quite possibly the most pathetically unconvincing piece of election-night spin since Joe Lieberman's "three-way split decision...

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March 07, 2008

His enthusiasm is duly curbed

Via Sean Braisted, Larry David has a funny piece about the "red phone" ad on Huffington Post. (What's the over/under on how many bloggers used a title very, very similar to mine when linking...

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February 03, 2008

This is too funny to pass up

In today's Chattanooga paper, Metro section, in the "Reporter's Notebook" section (that, by the way, I consider a weekly must-read), we find this: …Sheriff Billy Long has agreed to take some Hamilton County students...

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January 31, 2008

Quote of the day

I continue to hear and read a lot of complaints that GOP Senator John McCain is not a Republican. But Republican voters seem to think he's jes' fine. Does that mean the real complaint...

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January 21, 2008

A name for February 5

I'm a little bored with "Super Duper," "Mega," and other outsized modifiers for the day when parties in so many states hold their primary contests. I am here to suggest a new name for...

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January 20, 2008

Quote of the day, yesterday

"[I]t’s starting to look like Fox News has a political agenda." -- Stephen Gordon, Ron Paul supporter, writing at Third Party Watch on the fact that the cable news outlet displayed a trio of...

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January 19, 2008

Hint: his name's not on the dollar

I found this funny story involving mistaken identity in the halls of power on the blog Cato-at-liberty: Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur [(D-Ohio)] came to a House committee hearing on Thursday prepared to ask U.S. Treasury...

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January 01, 2008

The tech vote

I just voted in, then viewed current results for, an online primary at TechCrunch. Can we just limit the voting this year to the tech-minded? (I'm kidding, of course.) But check it out: Democrats:...

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November 22, 2007

Redneck is Relative

The psychological and cultural milieu that is "redneckdom" isn't only inhabited by teeth-missing, bass-fishing rural Southerners. There is a spectrum, on which pretty much everybody falls somewhere, even people whom the likes of David...

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October 10, 2007

Lewis Black tells us what not to think about

"I'm not comfortable with any issue that can't be expressed through men's jewelry." I hope I captured that correctly. I was laughing pretty hard through Lewis Black's whole segment on the Daily Show. Black...

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September 23, 2007

Because comedy and tragedy are siblings

Me: "Marcel Marceau died." Her: "Did he have any final words?" We'll be here all week. Disclaimer: our sincere condolences go out to those touched by the loss of this wonderful person and great...

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September 09, 2007

Wisdom in accidental spelling

I got an IM at work the other day from a colleague whose remark inadvertently revealed a major aspect of what we in project work put up with: She said that she wanted to...

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September 07, 2007

The BerMarti Triangle

Just to keep readers up to speed, I whipped together this handy map of the Rutherford residences. If/as more moves occur, I will make a new map. Note: the Sweetbriar address may or may...

Posted by joe lance on 01:55 PM

August 20, 2007

Exercises in Hypocrisy (updated)

This one is a real workout, so make sure you're stretched and hydrated. Wes Comer gives "Evangelicals for Mitt" the third degree about supporting a Mormon for national executive office (uh, that's of the...

Posted by joe lance on 11:29 PM

July 23, 2007

Soundtrack for Tonight's Democratic Candidate Debate?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FWPzxVMQU8g...

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June 28, 2007

Eagle Bluff

So, the Bald Eagle has been removed from the Endangered Species list. In related news, Canada called, and they would like their eagles back. (They asked very nicely.)...

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