Chattanooga infiltrated by impostors

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May 5, 2008

Chattanooga infiltrated by impostors

A couple of days ago the annual Armed Forces Day parade wound its way through the streets of downtown Chattanooga, and throngs of the Tennessee Valley's most patriotic citizens lined its path.

Photographer Wesley Schultz was there to capture some images, and one that stood out in particular is posted on Chattanoogan.com's front page. This is ostensibly one of the area's most patriotic couples, right? They are wearing shirts patterned after the flag, and holding a sign that says "God Bless America."

But look closely at the photograph. Do you see the graphics on the folding-chair bag?

That's right: soccer balls. And everyone knows that soccer (what those heathens in �well, the rest of the world call futbol) is distinctly unAmerican.

I hope these infidels get found out and deported.

There are no words | By joe lance | 9:20 PM

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