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December 18, 2007

My Christmas Allies

It looks like I have some help here in the blogosphere: help, that is, with the endless task of reminding people that December 25 is Christmas, not "Holiday," and that all other winter celebrations are inferior (even, yes, those that came before, and upon which Christmas is modeled).

David Oatney righteously blasts those godless heathen liberals for their "spineless, gutless approach to the world." (I'm certain it was a mere oversight that caused him to leave out "brainless.") Oatney goes on further: "[A]fter all, we can't have public Nativity Scenes and mentions of the Incarnation in any form, since that would be acknowledging that there is a God and giving HIM a name and a face."

That's right, ye philosophical types: God is a HIM, with male parts and everything. Like, you know, Osiris, Mithras, Adonis, or Baal. Only more American.

Oatney's final mantra should be emblazoned on every red-blooded patriot's manly chest: "Merry CHRISTmas, Merry CHRISTmas, Merry CHRISTmas!!!"

Make sure you read the comments, too.

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Christmas | By joe lance | 05:54 AM

Comments

Oatney must not have gotten the memo.

Posted by: davidm. at December 18, 2007 09:29 AM