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December 24, 2005
I Just Got A Note From Santa
Yeah, apparently his GPS-enabled mobile had fallen into a cup of eggnog, and he was here a tad early.
Fortunately, he was still able to do his magic, as I was out and the wife and boy were asleep already.
He also left a quick note on the fireplace. (Who out there knows the best way to remove red spray paint from brick?)
The note read "Milk and cookies? People, please: BOURBON." (You can thank me later for translating that from what I can only guess was proto-Danish.)
Oh -- and I checked with a veterinarian on this -- someone might want to give Prancer (I think?) a couple of Immodium (would that be Immodia?). I now know why Christmas trees (real ones, that is) are designed to be so pungent.
Y'all have a Robert Earl Keen kind of Christmas, now, ya hear?
Miscellaneous | By joe lance | 08:59 PM